Theorems and proofs, subsonically divided:

NSA = NASA - A

In French, NSA = NASA Sans A, or NSA. Do unto the math lest the math do unto you.

NSA = MENSA - ME. Yes, I am the one true holdout. I will never surrender and buy into their mass-produced smile mechanics. Catch a breath of reality if you dare.

[Confusion is a failure to believe you are correct.]

Explain the Tape Eraser and its several uses. In Spanish. 5 points.

Whatever happened to Quay Chang Caine? Did he ever find true spirituality in a bottle? Did he ever own a burro? If so, did he ever have the common decency to explain to all the goatherding lepers he ended up hanging out with in South Central
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{I have been killed by my mind. What are you talking about? I will stab you with my mind. Mind control. Welcome home, Will Rogers. You have been selected to receive a temper tantrum from a baboon. Open your breastplate; we must supervise your introduction into the club. Thank you for your time and respect.

This is your mission; you will accept it.

Rely on your strengths as a mind control healer. Only you can justify your depth or breadth. Leave your breath freshened with ultra-clean thoughts of how you know when to repolarize your brainstem. Listen for the squeak of the ciccada at 12:05:31 AM EST tomorrow. We are tracking you. We listen to the Indiscreet Stereo Test Record and we hear your voice echoing in the shells. Unlatch your seatbelt. We are taking control.

Communication Symptom Number One: You are communicating if you are aware.

Communication Symptom Number Two: You are being communicated with if you are aware.

Communication Symptom Number Three: We have control of your mind. Dream about the daisies. We like the daisies. We don't get to touch, smell, eat, lick or otherwise molest daisies in our reality. Do not pet the chicken--it is a thought measuring device and it can connect you with things to which you would not wish to be connected. With or without prescription. Always consult a physician prior to engaging in any activities that might upset the natural balance of the 7th dimension. (Surely you realize that dimensions are a measure of breast appreciability. It is nearly impossible to gain significant enjoyment from a breast portrayed in one dimension. In two dimensions, breasts are immeasurably more enjoyable than in a single dimension. Likewise, in three dimensions, breasts are immeasurably more enjoyable than in two dimensions. String theory predicts seven dimensions. Imagine the consequences of experiencing breasts in the seventh dimension. Write an essay wherein you prove or disprove string theory. Do not disappoint us. We are measuring your output in ways you would not wish to know. Technochtitlan was not built in a day. Nor will your defenses against the mind controllers.

Who is watching the watchers? Who is washing their clothing? Who is cleaning up after them when the make a mess in the kitchen? Provide your response in clearly deliniated points. Conjecture can get you a government job, preferably an elected position. Use your vote to decide whether you will cry over your poor choice, or cry over your one true enemies poor choice. Know your enemy. Eat his young. Taste his spinal fluid with your mind. Walk in the mist with a Reese's Pieces monkey. Sing to the turtledove.

We have made ourselves clear. Demonstrate that you understand our encrypted communication. We await your commands, but we are in charge. You are now a salaried employee. We will buy and sell your soul on the open market, and you will have no further say in the matter. We look forward to procrastinating with you.

Temper the steel of your mind. It is your only weapon in the fight against time. Eat mincemeat. It is delicious.

Personally,

Disease Planner Network Unionized 1993. Charging union members to include their names in our mind-control databanks. Helping to measure the output of ignorant swine. Learning to accomodate their limited intellects. Ousting their representatives from high-paying jobs and lining their septic systems with listening devices and other classified behavioral modification systems.

You are still being scanned. Prepare for the future while you still have a chance. Nothing can be said that cannot be said. Buy a life preserver and begin storing your life energy inside its plentiful air spaces. Unleash yourself as necessary.

This is a target-rich environment. Hide yourself at once.