Hark,

We must work together to set the wheels to their eternal task of spinning. They have recently exhibited signs of their disapproval with our ways. It is imperative that we stop them from forming a democratic government with lending approval authority. Discontinue your sponsorship of your local government(s) no later than now.

You are being continuously monitored from within. Prepare to receive a missive from the minister.

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If you have received this communique in error, please dispose of yourself at once. The content herein is protracted by laws that are not made available to you, the citizen at large. This is of no consequence. You will be dismissed with or without cause and your embarrassment in the international press will be ensured by our media channels. The accidental leakage of this information is neither an error in judgement on the part of the sender, nor a transmittal demagogue posing nude in a Latin American airport, but an error on the recipient's part to remove themselves according to our design.

Acceptance is futile. We will fix everything to our liking in due time.

Effortlessly,