We have captured your flag. We are currently with the time travelers. Eat up for we shall interpret and respond in kind, with or without prescription.
[Differentiate your kind from dakinde@yahoo.com and measure your syntax in newton-meters/second^2.]

Alternate theorem:

A snake will seldom slake its thirst on a sticky spruce tree.

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Back with more cultivated news from the front. UN peacekeepers have successfully concluded their takeover bid for the worm farms of Nigeria and, subsequently, entered into an irrevocable 100-year administrative and maintenance contract with the opposable thumb bearing fishpeople for an undisclosed sum. Sari Charley, official spokesperson for the fishpeople, responded to claims //