Watch what other people are searching the net for fun and profit!
Here are some of the highlights brought back from some of my action packed cyber journeys into the international (north american) human psyche. And for general knowledge, health and safety. I copied and pasted, these are real search items from real search engines.

FAQ follows

THE GOOD

"elephant list" - I hate to think...
"third seat" - maybe they are #3 in the crowd?
"food" - this is probably the most common search..
"nude" - mmmhmm
"holland" - if you find it let me know!
"police" - where are they when you need them
"fansite" - yep, nothing like a good fansite
"Chinese Tattoo Translation" - you dont wanna know!
"how to start a business"
"free banner" - you dont search for banners you tool, they search for you!
"prime minister of australia" - Hes in the white house! duhhh
"how to hunt ghosts" - ...
"Used Mongoose Rockadile sale" - I have no idea but I am very curious
"Snes Emulator Win95" - emulation is always worth seaching for
"Snes ROMS" - roms go hand in hand
"Snes Game Walkthroughs" - morons who actually manage to put the previous 2 together
"something" - better than nothing..
"Captain America" - yeah, where the hell is he!!??
"fountain of youth" - damn, wish I thought of that!
"free chat" - you dont value your chat enough to pay?
"irish symbols"
"mine" - only if you show me yours.
"Mars Land Rovers" - what, your earth SUV isn't good enough for you?
"banned from network" - yes you should be.

THE BAD

"secret society" - if your gonna get that specific, make your own!
"Britney Spears" - well that goes without saying
"breakfast pics" - yep, never know when you might need a nice pic of breafast
"Jesus Christ Images free screensaver" - thats just sad..
"GOOGLE" - ok.. CAN YOU GET ANY SADDER?
"LYCOS" - I'm sorry I asked...
"who purchases Iraqi oil" - nobody PURCHASES it, dumbass..
"Baby Pictures" - no comment
"pics of blunts and joints" - yeah, for my white boy hiphop flash fansite?
"marajuana grow" - have you tried water?
"weed" - look in the mirror!!!!
"divorce laws and south carolina" - I am glad not to be this person.
"Translater" - its called a dictionary, pfft.
"pick up lines" - so the source of the slime is revealed: the internet
"interracial relationships"
"Ampsterdam Accomodation" - now your talkin
"to find what you are..." - dude, if you dont know I cant help you
"meaning of art" - good question..
"Wholesale Stun Guns"
"diseases"
"Gundam Pics"

THE UGLY

"msn"
"Macromedia"
"graphic web site design"
"Store Locator"
"Reebok"
"cnn news"
"golf war"
"toysrus.com"
"fattest city usa"
"frozen seal meat" - OMG
"Black power"
"Micheal Jordan shoes"
"pro bush pro war"

THE PRON
(warning: rood)

"nudity"
"hong kong girls looking sex"
"dildo in action" - RTFM
"catwalk hair"
"big ass pictstures" - to match your big fingers?
"persian kitty"
"danger pvc" - danger, will robinson!
"boobies.php" - hes been programing to long..
"angel lolita porn"
"backroom facials"
"Missile Silos"
"Pedophillia"
"rape teen directory"
"Pilates Inner Thighs"
"DOWNLOAD JAMBO BWANA"
"florida gay bath houses"
"Preteens"
"exercise balls"
"Latex weapons"
"leather strip" - leather strip? or a strip of leather? its both pron man..
"biggest wide screen tube television"
"internal communication"
"secretshoppers" - yes shopping should be done in secret.
"unusual amphibians"

THE SOMETHING FOR NOTHING

"porn password stealer"
"ram boost"
"Paycheck"

PEOPLE SEARCHING FOR EACH OTHER

A: "dating for big beautiful women"
B: "anorexia"
C: "fat butts"

X: "free teen rape pics"
Y: "Charachteristics Of Sexualy Abused Children"

P: "Pokemon Ruby ROM"
M: "Pokemon Ruby 100% English ROM"

W: "Black power"
B: "KKK"

THE FAQ

Q: Where can I find what other people are searching for?
A: I am not a search engine, please don't treat me like one.